Comin’ back lookin’ delishis, yes I know they wanna kiss it

Ok look how hot she looks, she has the best breasts and ass of any popstar, I swear it here and now. You know what I want tho? I want her to go study at the Peaches school of dirty-dj-ing and release a new CD of really sexy discotrash club-style pop songs where she white-girl-raps and pants and moans and talks about her pussy. And then she can do a little bit of dancing while the throbbing beats are building up.

The republicans discover marketing strategies 101

Why didn’t McCain just chose Elizabeth Hasselbeck as his VP? I mean she’s pretty too and people already know her name.

lol jerry gtho

The world will look up and shout "save us!" and I'll whisper: "No."

WATCHMEN by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons

Ok so I finished it and I can see why it is considered such an influential work, I can think of at least a dozen films, TV shows and books that probably cited this work as a major influence. And I must admit I found it really compelling most of the way through. But towards the end I couldn’t help but notice this undercurrent of homophobia and sexism that I found rather surprising given how the superhero genre typically offers a counterpoint to that framework.

Usually the superhero genre depicts difference as heroic and noble. I mean the only two gay characters were both crazy fucks in the end. I’m not typically someone who gets too hung up on that kind of stuff, especially given that it was written like what 20 years ago, but still. And damn if that ending wasn’t hella bleak. I don’t really know what to say. I liked it alright, but it left a bad taste in my mouth. I honestly think the movie will be better. I know, I know, English majors shouldn't say that.

why don't you save the world tomorrow

Ok so my dad has me doing valve-work for the month of August. It sounds really sexy and glamorous but I’m assembling valves at 3 bucks a valve, it’s easy and I sure could use the money. Anyway, I can watch TV while I do it so I started watching Battlestar Galactica as I’d heard it’s the sci-fi show that makes all the nerds cream their drawers. I grew up on Star Trek: TNG so I figured this shit would make a nice background to my grunt-work.



I’m a few episodes into the second season and I have to admit despite a slow start I’m pretty hooked. Captain Apollo is like the sexiest thing in uniform I’ve ever seen, and he’s British in real life; something about that sexy physique being attached to an accent makes me quiver. Holy shit Starbuck is the sexiest lesbian on TV, I can’t believe they’ve stranded her on Caprica at the moment, it’s pissing me off. I want that space cowboy shooting the shit out of Cylons in space pronto ok.



I really felt for Cylon/Sharon and her struggles with humanity, the episode where she’s martyred and shot after basically giving up everything she had to save the Chief, I was touched. And while we’re on the subject of Cylons, I have to give props to head bitch in charge: Number Six. That crazy bitch has me laughing every episode along with her partner in crime Gaius Baltar. Those two are the best evil duo on television at the moment. The women on this show are surprisingly well-developed and fierce, President Roslin is just an awesome counterpoint to Captain Adama; I love their head-butting. And Colonel Tigh’s drunken wife is the only thing that makes his storyline bearable.



But I have to say I laughed pretty hard at the behind the scenes commentary where the production team patted themselves on the back at how innovative the show is. I mean I agree the realism they’ve tried to bring is pretty on-point and fresh, but some things just can’t change with sci-fi shows. Like for example if an Away Team go down to a planet and some new character suddenly has a name and is interactive with series regulars you just know he’s gunna die. I mean those are the fucking rules of space TV.



Oh and PS, Crash Down was seriously fucking hot why’d he have to die?!
D:

Thank you: bsg-caps.com

I took you from Go-Go dancin' to a GirLiciousGirl!

It’s pretty hard to screw up a girl group. The concept is very simple: take a group of girls (no fewer than 2, no more than can comfortably shake booty on stage), make sure they can dance, throw in a couple of girls who can really sing, make sure at least a few are reasonably hot, and encourage pseudo-lesbianism as much as possible. And pair them with producers that sound as contemporary-pop as possible; in this case, “urban-pop”. Hey, that’s what they said.

I really didn’t think I would fall for Girlicious though. The show did a pretty good job of making each girl seem like a vapid spoiled brat. Natalie, for example, during the show referred to her hotness as a talent. A talent. But you have to give it to Natalie she is definitely the girl most likely to eat pussy, just sayin. Plus she’s the group’s resident rapper. That’s right, I said it.



But I gotta say the album is pretty sweet. Standout tracks feature Sean Kingston, Kardinal Offishall and Flo Rida. But even the filler tracks are pretty decent: I like Radio, It’s Mine and Baby Doll. There is something really interesting about reality TV and pitting women against each other.

The same self-implosion of women-ruled-household that is currently happening on Big Brother is not so unlike the Girlicious Phenomena. And as much as I think it’s probably true that with the competition over they are able to be friendly – THEY SAID SO ON MUCH MUSIC, MMKAY – another must-have part of the girl group is the in-fighting. Rumored or Real. Oh, and I love that Canada’s boost is what encouraged them to tailor track selection based on Much Music execs. Canada will take your success and honor you with an honorary star on the Canada Walk of Fame girls. Keep it up.

Favorite Track: I O U 1 ft Kardie and Liar, Liar ft Flo Rida
Major Weak Track: Here I Am, lol don’t do ballads

Team Dan/phis

Ok we all expected Michelle to be an out of control power freak but April and Jerry’s ability to jump up her ass should usher in a new Olympic event, Jesus, does anyone remember five seconds ago when they were trying to get Jessie and everyone attached to him out of the house? I love when Renny was just like “Oh hell naw, don’t come at me bitch” to Michelle in the kitchen. My lord that curly hair gives her confidence, I hope she realizes she’s safe from nomination for one week. That’s it lol.

Poor Keesha, Libra and Renny but at least Memphis and Dan’s new found bromance should at least keep them safe a few weeks. It was nice to see Memphis have the ability to take himself out of the game for a second: wishing Dan to burn in hell? I swear to god I thought Jerry was going to light a cross on his bed, homeboy is insane, go back to your old age home.